Then get dressed in the private locker room the best part about this place is that it keeps you away from your fellow spagoers. The service is just as quality: You’ll get a table shower and a fine massage, followed by an unrushed rub and tug. Through the lobby of an office building and around the corner from the Girl Scouts headquarters (yeesh), this downstairs Asian massage parlor appears to be furnished by Crate and Barrel, with wood-paneled floors and a fully stocked locker room (brand-name Q-tips!). Don’t touch her back, unless you want an unhappy ending.ĥ W 37th St between Fifth and Sixth Aves (21, ) After a decent massage (“Hard or soft?”), she’ll jerk you off.
Then you get a table wash (often by a petite Latina woman) and are directed (by an Asian woman of the spa’s choice) into a labyrinth of private white rooms, with Lite FM music piped in. There’s a nice gym-quality locker room, steam rooms, sauna and showers, yours to use, no rush. This superclean, two-floor complex, which looks like a legit spa inside and out, is a good place for beginners, as long as you don’t mind some chitchat: Every businessman and his client go here, and they’re not afraid to make small talk (“Have a good time, dude?” wink wink). The following four have been in operation for at least two years running.Ģ43 W 30th St between Seventh and Eighth Aves (21, ) The services described below are not explicitly offered at the spas, which describe themselves as legitimate massage parlors.
At each location, your mileage may vary, depending on your masseuse, your look and your behavior. Editor’s note: Paying for sex is illegal in New York City, so use the information below at your own risk Time Out New York is not responsible for your safety.